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[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50038
 09.07.2011
Prejudicially shoto writes writes and such "25*6?" all so eyeyeyeye... in stupor. Someone doesn’t dare so "150...". She "OOOOO, matfak 4th course, hole!"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №50037
 09.07.2011
Writing is standing. The flies can catch up on the ceiling.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №50036
 09.07.2011
Loyalty
[21:12] And you study or work

Misha
21:13 Let us see you.

I will give you a textbook in Russian.

Loyalty
21:15 Why do I need him?

Misha
[21:15] The seedling

Loyalty
[21:16] Not with thanks


[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №50035
 09.07.2011
I had “Ich will” but I changed it to a long-entry song after my phone ringed in German on the square during the Victory Day parade. It was hasty. >.<

[ + 65 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50034
 09.07.2011
Psychology of the Best:
"My friend psychologist says:
Always do what a woman says. If she’s right, it’s great, and if she’s wrong, it’s her own fault and you won’t fuck your brain.

The psychologist is so clever that he has not even lived with them once. Phrases such as: "Also you blame", "and it was necessary to do it normally"and "you misunderstood me", no one has canceled yet.

[ + 62 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50033
 09.07.2011
If the black jaguar in the forest crossed the road, it was also unfortunate.
WOW : Yes! At least for the dirty pants.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №50032
 09.07.2011
Hermit (John Lancaster): Remember the simple rule, in America, only a shit niger can call a shit niger a shit niger. For everyone else, he is an African American.

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