We are conducting a sociological survey. Tell me, what do you think about the recently passed law on the ban of mate?
I had your prohibition in my mouth, and with all its authors I engaged in sexual relations with perversions.
But this is not our ban, it was accepted by the State Duma.
“In my mouth I had this sperm-prostitute, a victim of gross sexual intercourse, and all her deputies swirled on her reproductive organ.
Can we publish your opinion?
I did not use a single motherly word.

As my middle son said when he looked at Brazilian fans: “The Germans in their repertoire do not pity women, children, or the elderly!”

A week of jokes about the national team of Russia is declared closed, a week of jokes about the national team of Brazil begins.

Sashetta: Embrace and welcome kiss a person who is unpleasant? Since when has it been politeness? Something I do not understand in politeness, to see...

Whc: Sashetta is a reduced manifestation of an atavistic desire to suppress and devour an opponent.

Sashetta: Gdecot, your kindness knows no boundaries.

whc: knows - cessation of life activity is enough ::)

Stahash :D

Whc: What do you do, go to the marinade >:(

Sveta: Do you remember what a proga is called to multiply a hard disk on a compilation?
You need a hard disk.

Is there life on Mars?

I have a dacha there.

Bestiya: I was called a pollen with a lap knee
Lightbit: And you decided to prove to everyone that it’s not crazy.
Bestiya: Then I was called a perverted linen.
Lightbit: Wow, the picture is made.
She proved it obviously :D

xxx: now we will have our own "Cheburch" with a prostitute and a blackjack!!! to
XXX with the prostitutes
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and ROFL

After the session:
Closed the norm. I tried a few new drinks in the process.
Wauu – the blood of the dean and the tears of the Zakkah?

xxx: I have a cloud of scars)) some are almost grown, some are still visible
xxx: so it turns out that all the injuries are on the limbs) and regularly, even now) then I get a knife in my leg, then some shit (I'm used to it)
XXX: I am a man!! to
yyy: You have to grieve, get some belt in the Eastern uniforms and when you meet the guys carelessly splash and point to any scarring: "It was in Vietnam... We got into the siege, of all the squadron only I survived..."

xxx: I forgot that in one of our rooms 50 rubles mat :D
I came to tell you about one accepted refinement, in the course of the story, according to the most accurate calculations, I spent 3850 rubles :D
xxx: but the essence of the finishing outlined correctly, and colleagues advised decided that otherwise was not to tell, and since the first time decided to forgive)

Ant_on_: and why did you so reduce the conclusions after the table?
It didn’t stand?
Ant_on – what is it?
by Alina?
Ant_on – did it not stand?
to reduce?
Ant_on: Was it not necessary to reduce?
Alina: Yes
ANNT_ON: Is it still there?
Alina: I asked you if it was worth cutting out the conclusions or not?
Alina: I am interested in your opinion.
Ant_on: There was a car standing on the street. We weren’t allowed to sit in it.

xxx: We have one person, he once went out to work for a double salary in the woods
XXX: He was counted as a solitary
But the buffaloes never go away.
xxx: After the expansion, he was charged + in 2 days))
xxx: Then we raised the ZP, and we had to hold for 1 day
XXX: And she kept on a new rate))
yyy : ))))) ahah
XXX: This epic has lasted for a month.)

In my youth I had a friend, Arsenie. A wonderful sophisticated man, philologist, graduate of MGU, wrote plays. He saw in the cinema the advertisement of the film "Rambo". My God, he said, how good that we finally made a movie about a great French poet. It’s French, of world importance, it’s a pity that we have so little translated. Why did Stallone play it? This is a completely different type!
This is why, dear citizens of culture, we are burning.
Many things, I apologize, knowledge creates sorrow.

A serious news site:

In all countries of the world, the visibility of porn sites decreases during the World Cup matches, but immediately after their end it begins to grow, especially in those countries whose national teams have suffered defeat.
The only exception is Italy, whose population showed a sharp increase compared to the usual days (by 80%) after the victory over the British.

I hope my client won’t wake up.
HGH: today
Has the delivery time been delayed?
HHHH: Yes
We will be there tomorrow.
WOW : Shame on you!
Today it is necessary for him not to remember that without this cargo, the production of sausage in the Republic of Belarus will stop.
How can I delay the delivery of toilet paper?? to

From the book about the physicist Feynman - is the translator not frightened, is it a magnificent example of technical snobism:
When I studied at MTI, I was only interested in science; I did not get anything else. However, in MTI there was a rule: it is necessary to pass several humanitarian courses to become more "cultural". In addition to the required English course, there were two other elective courses, so I looked through the list and immediately discovered astronomy – as a humanitarian subject! That year, astronomy saved me. The following year I went down the list, past French literature and similar courses, and found philosophy. I could not find anything closer to science."

here and there:

Theory and practice sometimes collide.
When this happens, the theory loses.
Always is.”

If the facts contradict the theory, the worse for the facts.