Max: We have a healer!
YYY: What is it for?
In short, we are going to Leninsky on bikes yesterday. There’s also an aunt on a bike behind me.
We fall, I go to the left, she goes to the right.
XXX: Max fits, helps me get up, I’m alive but remember. He comes to his aunt and wants to help her.
What about my aunt? Sympathetic is?
XXX: This is not the case. She’s kind of lying and begins to scream that we’re fucking piddars and her two legs are broken, and she’s dragging us in the vessels.
XXX: And it’s fucking because she’s fucked up herself.
XXX: And Max is this: show the rights. What are O.O. rights? Max gets his certificate of a participant in the Novgorod course, there is a photo and generally looks solid, such as: the right of the driver of the bicycle.
yyy : )))
XXX: Do you have any right? Let the Gibbs understand. The cell phone gets.
YYY: And here is this aunt allegedly with broken legs in 5 seconds already crawling on her big away from us.
You are fucking ugly ?
dizko_O: Teach me to play guitar
xyZ: Well you take and under casual accords throw, boring something you sing...
XyZ: Or do you really need to learn?
xxx: hot and hot
The brain works poorly
xxx: I am in the country +35 in the shadow
It is not better in the city.
There is no blind.
XXX: The Mouse
xxx and other hernias)
yyy: air for example)
Tatarin_art: Excavations in 2819 The archaeologist cleans the flash from the sand – the prevalence of these amulets confirms our theory of bla-bla-bla.
Comment on the distribution of the series "Enterprise" (sci-fi) on one track:
Whoever is anybody!! Reduce the chest in the subcommand - it is very distracting!
flypigs July 8, 2010, 22:26 # :). Try waking up at 6 a.m.
Lisio 8 July 2010, 22:29 # Try. The body says “go in...” and goes into hibernation mode.
Responding to the question of journalists, how it was possible to count the militants, Kadyrov said: "By the names, I am the former from there," reports RIA Novosti.
Why is the female pizzas called pizzas?
YYY: Kashmar... I don’t hire... Because she also loves when she’s chewed?? to
Answer from Mail:
Question: Can you recommend a comedy to watch?
The best answer: I love comedies on the NTV+ channel "Nostalgic".. There are often showing, for example, the program "Time" for some 1979 year. Drop off...
and Lennochka:
I am standing at a stop today, not touching anyone. A drunk man goes into shit. And he speaks in an incomprehensible dumb tongue: “Daddy, give me a spy.” I: "no, I have" and went away for two meters. He said to me: "Well, and take away the judgment". and fell. The man said the man did.
Energy vampires, how to fight them
Hannibal Lektor: If in the office next to you a person, from being next to whom it becomes bad. What to do?
Yuser: Hannibal, to eat
XXX - cats are very odorable, and the child asks for a dog.
Cats are not odorable, you need to clean them in time.
Child wants a dog
Take a cat and tell the child that it is a dog.
Brick: Okay mouse, and I discovered an extremely interesting feature through experience!
Elias: Thea
Brick is extreme!
The main thing is experience.
Brick: It is exactly!
Brick: So, if you shake your feet....
I barely fell from the chair. by whom?
Did you try to tick your feet?
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Today in the supermarket I stand at the box office, a front-home man with a cart full of everything for trips to the country. The exhausted man stands, sweat and it can be seen on him that this is how he got it all... The wife appears to run to him and starts to load everything in the cart, the man looks so discreetly and sees the top of a bunch of roll of the cheapest toilet paper, looks so at his wife and asks:
M: Why is that?
J: Go to the toilet.
M: Why is it so bad?
So, it’s cheap for me, cheap!! to
Q: Do you buy cheap stuff too???? to
The cashier slipped under the box, the others just roasted.
xxx>In my opinion, though Polanski, though Pletnev is one fuck, if you are to blame! Both names start with the letter P.
yyy> Be careful! Which one too!
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XXX: My childhood was tough. I grew up on the street.
XXX: On the street of Sezam
Stainless: I feel like my photos are commenting on the current when I’m not online. Types look - ah, there is no nearby, they ran, knocked under the door - and shook themselves!!!! to
KypoHAX: What to write in a summary?
Pyki01: Write that sport is your second I
KypoHAX: My Zion will not be believed
piki01: well, then, about the knowledge IT
KypoHAX: I will write that I am a professional software designer and have been engaged in cyborging for 15 years
YYY: What are you doing?
xxx: I am trying to make a drawing in the autocad... (((
XXX: I don’t even know what it is.
XXX: Projects for design
YYY: And more specifically?
xxx: it's a 5 gigs hood, with a bunch of incomprehensible buttons
What are you doing tomorrow? ?
I avoid meeting you.
She: And what?