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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №50078
 09.07.2011
I go home with Alicia. Beyond a man someone goes and calls someone "report from the event site about the weather" tells
What weather...? Here is a girl with a dog. She’s in a jacket... like... from the rain...
15 meters away from me (speaking loudly, infection)
Under the jacket of the chest.
I have swallowed
He further
There are normal breasts.

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50077
 09.07.2011
News from a well-known portal:
"People will be able to live a thousand years"
"Ukrainians have been postponed for retirement"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №50076
 09.07.2011
I looked at one of the portals about the harm of smoking.

One of the first comments.
Take it, but let it go.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №50075
 09.07.2011
Punks, informals... all that fucking... I was walking under the rains while the people were moaning. People looked at me like that.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №50074
 09.07.2011
From the interview with footballer Roman Širokov:

A banana was thrown at Roberto Carlos in Samara. What do you need to throw in to get out of the field?

with a hat. If they get in my head, they’ll take me out.

[ + 81 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50073
 09.07.2011
He is KAAT? What are you reading there?
It is mango.
He is :?? to
She: You will not like it.
He is: Why?
She is: Yao
He: It is about what?
There is a demon man who can only choose one lover once in his life, and he has chosen one guy.
He is the hell of hell!!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №50072
 09.07.2011
"she is one of those girls for whom guys run in crowds... with villas and screams "we will kill this creature"..."

Running with villas.. yes, the jealous kind of girls))

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №50071
 09.07.2011
I was in the metro with a girl. We climb the escalator. She carries some nonsense.
Logic, where are you?
I am on the escalator!
You are not logical!!! to
D: And where am I?
by Facepalm

[ + 70 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50070
 09.07.2011
I saw an interesting picture today. Two girls on a football field. One throws the other a cloth wrapped in a scotch. So that the other does not catch. At the same time, the one who catches - in a narrow evening dress and on high heels.
In general, it became interesting, I approach, I ask what this is for a new kind of sport.)
It turns out that she is training a bouquet at the wedding to catch!O_O
The PDC...

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №50069
 09.07.2011
We have a fun warehouse. Operator Nastya and certification technician Luba scare the carrier Igor with a goat

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №50068
 09.07.2011
Dead Soul: Either allow the free sale of weapons, or prohibit the free sale of karaoke.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №50067
 09.07.2011
I am reading the news of the contact. I liked the phrase:
"The most important contribution to the upbringing of a child is a properly chosen father..."
I gently stick to my favorite cheek and read with a hint, saying that I have already chosen.
The reaction:
How is he called? She smiles rushingly.
Timothy, I am answering.
Oh, and the tease! (Fortunately I went out)
of the sugar! Kill is ready!!!! to

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50066
 09.07.2011
I feel the arrival unusual,like the brains are moving and I really feel it.I turned out to accidentally wear a hat with a fly.

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50065
 09.07.2011
How to tell a girl that she has beautiful breasts? and :)
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay. +1 is

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50064
 09.07.2011
In Belarus are going trials over the participants of silent protests. Some are imprisoned for 10 to 30 days, while others are punished with rubles. A fine of 1 million 50 thousand. Belarusian rubles (more than $200) were awarded to a disabled person named Konstantin. A man who has no one hand was found guilty of knocking his hands in a public place, reports "Radio Liberty".

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50063
 09.07.2011
I need to get rid of it urgently :(
WOW why? You are normal...
I don’t wear the dress until I graduate for two weeks. I bought a small one.
See also: Mash Why did you buy a dress that you don’t have?
Fuck you to lose weight!!! to

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №50062
 09.07.2011
I saw two Japanese people today. ^ ^ ^
Beware of Chinese counterfeits!
XXX: O_o...

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50061
 09.07.2011
xxx: why if you’re going to disassemble something, fold it up, so it works better, then right away it’s something starting to work PERFECT?!?!? to
Yyy: it’s fighting you as a qualified specialist :)

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №50060
 09.07.2011
Eat breakfast yourself.
Lunch with a friend
Give dinner to the enemy

Whose enemy should I be to normally bury? and :(

Students of 3 course.

[ + 88 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50059
 09.07.2011
In one of the video chats sits one and a half thousand men and watch online one thin and modest appearance girl satisfies itself with two vibrators at once. During the break, she sits at the table, drinks cognac and coffee and reluctantly communicates with the people. In the comments, an uninterrupted speech, an invitation to the guests, the requirements of the address, the promises to come to her now and so on. With the support, the girl enters the second round. Men stand and fight. Cognac coffee and cigarette break. Entrance for the third time. Everyone is less stressed, everyone is less stressed. The action has been going on for more than three hours. Another cigarette and the girl starts the fourth series. Comments are replaced by: "How much does she need?", no one asks for a guest. After the fifth time in the comments is empty, and the beauty is clearly disposed to continue. Someone from the newcomers is interested - what is happening, and why everyone is silent? The solitary answer is TS! She will now calculate the IP, come and call each one individually!

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