From the forum:

Oh, I forgot to write a joke.)

Preamble: I have a bunch of scanwords in the toilet, I guess, that means, the whole family in minutes of relaxation. Yesterday my younger sister stumbled on me, a 17-year-old blonde girl from the family.

I go to the toilet, I sit down (sorry for the details), I take a scanword slightly overwhelmed. I see that not the husband guessed, the handwriting was not his, so the sister guessed. Well, I see, some words do not coincide, I correct the mistakes and words after it. I see written assignment in a cell : American actor Mickey...

The confident sister's hand is written: Mouse.

I was crying...

XXX: I am in the hole.
XXX is charged. Are there sweaters? Where is the automatic letter replacement in FreeBSD?
xxx: Some swallow has replaced c on c and l on l
YYY :D
xxx with you? How to turn off this hole?? to

On one site, I was called an elite. Am I an elite? I was so surprised that the monocoque barely fell into a cup of tea.
YYY: Yeah, I understand it. It would crumble, probably a fraction of drops would crumble. In general, they say such shocking things unconsciously.
Zzzz: And Lornet can be broken.

I have Napoleonic plans for the weekend =)
Burning in the capital? and ;)
You knew it =)

Our teaching in philosophy, calls the doors to the classroom 1 course "PORTAIL ADA".

I also said that I would not have a wife, I was 11 and I discovered the joys of onanism.

On Friday evening, the neighbors called on the door to ask them to pursue the perforator for the weekend. Is that what they hoped for?! to

XXX is
Yesterday I saw how fast a mother can develop by rushing to help her children.
YYYY
Sound and Light Rest
XXX is
Mom walked on the kittens and two more at once... I saw the cat with a long arrow and heard my mom’s scream)
YYYY
Dracula is with you.
XXX is
Electricity in the case
YYYY
in the case of the lower. to warn)
YYYY
Take your feet off my kids, please, fucking!!!! to

1>> guys what are you talking about? What drunkards? The knives can be removed from the knives. only wet sharpening and only on Japanese stones. Except for the Japanese, nobody understands this.
2>>only "dry" sharpening on diamonds from DMT :)
3>> guys, do not argue. Nevertheless, the best sharpening is on a moist iron wood brush, squeezed with fine crushed sapphire, removed from JLC or PP glass, carried out in a full moon on the top of Matterhorn. Significantly improves the performance of Appenzeller during the sharpening process. On the thin end - you can whistle Wagnerovsky "Flight valkyrie".

Commentary on the photo.

In the photo is like that. They drink shit.

Comments on the article "How to determine the size of the ring?":

xxx: "It is, of course, all good, but not one method is not suitable in my case. The girl does not wear rings and did not wear - there is no sample. I can only measure without a burn in the morning, and in the morning can not. There’s still a way while she’s asleep, but again: as long as I find a finger, as long as I wrap, she’ll wake up. And what to do?

WOW: In your case, it remains only to adjust an accident and take her finger away from the jeweller.

guys complaining about a large number of TPs, etc., remember: the question gives rise to the sentence (c) A. Smith

My penis is like a tie: beautiful and talking without deeds.

skuggen: I asked what to read, and see what description of the book came into your eyes: "If you have everything so sad that you are ready to fall in love with the manstrella-half-elph from a computer game, definitely, something in life is worth changing" :-)
O"Melly: He’s not a manicure, he’s an assassin!!!and Shine:

We’re going to a concert on Tuesday. I was a fucking photographer.
I: Em... well, and how much do they pay for photographing their whores?

My wife is already asleep, I wash, I come, I lie down next to her.
Are you sleeping already?
- Well, almost, I was already running through some city, as the ashes from the sky fell...
This is Silent Hill!
I don’t want to see that in my dreams. I ate cherries today, let her dream.
and AHA. The cherry runs after you on Silent Hill.
The fucking!
Okay, as you would say. Let a cherry dream, which does not run after you on the Silent Hill, but stands on the sidewalks and looks.
I said!

Bill Gates has donated $100,000 to the gay community to get at least one.
part of the gay audience from traditional Apple to Microsoft products"

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From the reactor under the photo of Sasha Gray:
Why has Sasha nothing in his mouth?
This is Photoshop.

What is the meaning of the letter "T" in the abbreviation "VIP"?"))) I don't know exactly what to answer)

The first place in the number of penalties for flood (messages not carrying semantic load) on the local tracker received the distribution with the film "Fish of my dream". Almost all of the comments contained only one word. is right! :D