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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №154563
 09.07.2020
I was born and raised in Ufa, Republic of Ufa. of Bashkortostan. The city is one of 15 million-dollar cities of Russia, among other things. Then he moved to live in Moscow.

The most popular issues in employment and not only:

1st Ufa is what country?

2nd Do you have a work permit in Russia?

Three Is Ufa Kazakhstan?

4 is Ufa is where Tatarstan is.

There was another case. A colleague in full seriousness, with a little sadness in the eyes and sympathy in the voice, once asked me: do you live there in the jurts?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №154562
 09.07.2020
in the subject. For those who remember. In the Soviet Union, the cream for shoes was produced exclusively in black color, but it was called "Rainbow".

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №154561
 09.07.2020
Summer snow cleaning tenders announced in Nizhny Novgorod

Finally in the city came truly summer days: on the street +34 degrees, the sun shines brightly, with a special force baking the heads of the lower towns. Well, and once these things are behind the window, the road drivers decided that it is time to do the business: it is time to remove the snow.
In this case, by the way, a large contract on state procurement has already been allocated.

According to the documents of application No. 32009293806, posted on the portal on July 3, 2020, the contractor will have to clean snow and snow from the territory of motorways and adjacent pavements. It is planned to spend only about 15 million rubles.
At the same time, all the snow and all the snow on the low-city roads need to have time to clean up before August 31, 2020!
We wish the downtown roadmen success in their heroic work.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №154560
 09.07.2020
I have the feeling that on the night of January 1, people will not so much welcome the New Year as to spend the old 2020...

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