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[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №158320
 09.07.2022
Xxx: I get fat so no one wants to divorce me for sex and break my heart.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158319
 09.07.2022
On the stage of the theatre of military action, someone supplies expensive items, and someone supplies cheap actors of mass scenes.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №158318
 09.07.2022
The piano was inherited from my grandmother. I decided to sell it on the aircraft. I waited a long time, no call.
And suddenly they call, “Have you sold the piano?”
I answer that not yet.
And in response, “I sold it” and put on the phone.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №158317
 09.07.2022
In the list of unfriendly countries it remains to add its own. Then the meaning of the decisions made will be clear to everyone.

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