Large company, IT department
The programmer sits in the headphones, labs with the admins in StarCraft 2x2,.. silence, singing and abnormal, for development, the rate of clicking with the mouse and the key. At the culmination moment, the silence is broken by an exhausting cry "Light the base!!! The Holy Spirit!!!!11"....In the vicinity of the shareholders room, the walls of plaster... At the meeting, the boss had to explain to the shareholder that "The light of the base" is such a programming jargon, said the programmer did not see the database, and was nervous. I think at that moment. I was nervous too.)

My-Me
Where are you going?

The Khanty

I am 16:21) :
Alena what brought from there)))

Thirteen (16:22) :
and 😉

Thirteen (16:22) :
I would bring myself from there.

My and I (16:22)
Yes, you’re still that guy 😉

If I continue to spend so much time in the ashe, I will become a chatbot in my next life.

The narrowness of the mind with the breadth of views cannot be corrected.

The case was. and naturally. Two years ago in Tallinn.

The Beer House Restaurant. I sit with my wife and child, next door.

The company is Lithuanian. A waitress approaches them. Binded

“The dialogue.” In the “English”:

G – guests

O – The waitress



This is from Ziz. How to match?

O – Zis is the myth. So many crowns.

Is this Ziz? What about Menny Grams?

O (translates helplessly to Estonian) - Utshuquayalan. Ehualiamae is

Grams (Type of



(Then all in the same spirit, from tongue to tongue, minutes ten)



Listen, do you speak Russian?

O – Yes

Why do you fuck our brains?

I’m not a fucker, you were the first.



(the order was placed within a minute)



The Evil

Do you know that...

Your child will live longer if you give him to the navy.

xxx: all, ppc, it is time to tie with fiber optic welding
YYY: And what happened?
xxx: in the right eye some black spot appeared and has been lasting for a week :(
yyy: you would go to the doctor, check the retina... you look - insurance would get... type of work injury and all that :)
xxx: Do you think one beaten pixel pulls on a warranty case?

Georgians, you are ugly creatures, headed by your President-American Six, cowardly pups!Ossetia-we are with you, give these Pentekos members!!!! to
c) The role

<Lilit16> Greetings to all fans of Harry Potter!!! and #156;
<Lilit16> What about discussing the relationship between the heroes?
<Nimfa> Lilit16: let’s go)
Lilith16> Personally, I always wanted Hermione and Ron to fall in love with a friend!
Lilit16: and I wanted Snow to have harsh sex with Sova Harry
<Teskatelypoka> sorry
<Tescatlipocca> meaning Hermione and Ronchik are created for each other

On the dating site, a guy 21 years old 32-year-old lady (her photo - only portraits):
You are 100% sexy!
“And it’s with one leg... And how sexy would I be with two?

RUBOP (do not run out of niche) has joined as a member
RUBOP (Don't run out of the nick) expelled: The nick must not be longer than 20 characters

Topic from the women’s forum: how do you anticipate the approaching orgasm?
xxx: I feel lightness, blessed lightness there, and a pre-sense of unbearable sweetness... like before a sneeze, you know, there is a feeling... a pleasant chewing, what is it?
YYY: And then there caiac sneezes...and scratches everyone.

zzz: When the orgasm is approaching. I only think of one thing: "Don’t give God you, scuco, with the pace or course you will fall..."

Created a VKontakte page to one Ukrainian politician... Wall:

David Street Mag Blaine
18 July 2008 at 13:35
I do a special street magic.

Anatoly Kinah wrote
18 July 2008 at 13:56
And I just find people if I need to, without magic.

XXX: I am here to play.
Yyy: Poetry - it sounds funny at all)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I am going with my girlfriend.
YYY: Going out with a girlfriend?
A portrait of each other.
yyy: on the picturesque landscape))
Yyy: and face to face)

In 2002 he studied the sound scheme of Windows.
I liked the game "Don Capone". One of the phrases of this game I put off the computer.
We sit alone with my friend - we go to the universe for pairs. I was busy and asked him to turn off my computer. I rarely switched on the columns at the time and therefore forgot that the computer pronounced a phrase when turned off.
Short Seroga turns off the computer and here... The naked voice of the matio bandyagan says from the columns "I went out and that I would never see her here again!". A man officer. After a few seconds, when the shock passed, he asked me. "What is it? I did everything right. And pressed softly and didn’t touch the key and didn’t go into the monitor?"