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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №154762
 09.08.2020
If you are smart in the minority, you are stupid in the majority. Who can they vote for in fair elections?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №154761
 09.08.2020
I registered my grandfather for a free haircut from some institute.

This time I went, I liked it.
Recorded another.
Half a year later, he suddenly started cutting his neighbors and friends.
And so well, very quality.

Those began to recommend to friends, began to cut for money, bought equipment, grandmother sent first for free haircuts, then for courses at the same institute.

In other words, pop business.
I ask, how is it?
You just went on free hairstyles!

So, he says, imagine a room with 10 women who don’t understand a haircut.
And each teacher explains 10-20 times how to cut properly.
They do not understand, he explains and shows again.

So, I watched, watched and learned.
Well, teachers during this time asked a little bit what to buy better and how to cut.

The salon does not want to open, says and so from the customers no rejection.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №154760
 09.08.2020
If the manager of Sberbank calls you and wants to check your card, always ask to present yourself in full: name, surname, pursuit, article on which he sits.

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