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[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156732
 09.08.2021
I have a problem, not only with the absence of a girlfriend, but also with the absence of friends.

At the same time, I myself regularly reflect, analyze my behavior, and do not demand anything from others, but all my interest revolves around comp (series, movies, games) and online communication with a couple of people and here, on Picaba.

At the same time, in my life, as I say in vacancies, an active life position, I develop regularly at work, change positions, I also go to the gym. But outside of the house, I’m not interested in anything.

I try to meet girls on dating sites, but somehow everything fails.

Now came the thought: maybe try to create some information hunger? Per, refusing to communicate on the Internet (for example, here) will give some internal impetus and I will figure out where exactly I want to compensate for the lack of communication.



YYY: Of course, turn off the computer. right now. Look in the closet, there is probably a decent shirt or fashionable shirt. Wash, hair and go out! Directly to the beer store. Take the stock to four liters for the price of three. Then, go to the King burger and take a double Vopper with cheese, Stack House or Baconizer, potatoes and cheese sauce. Then go home and sit down at the computer. Drink a cool beer, eat hot hamburgers, and watch funny videos on YouTube or a series. To the fuck of these friends and babs))



Zzzz: Well finally normal, fucking advice!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №156731
 09.08.2021
The change of power is not a toast, but an article.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №156730
 09.08.2021
I met a nice young Russian couple in Egypt. Together we went to the dining room, bathed together and went on excursions. An Egyptian staff member greeted us:
Rousseau is a tourist. A form of morality!
A form of immorality? I don’t understand the businessman’s wife. I looked at my husband and he shrugged his shoulders.
And I realized that for the first time in my life I met adult Russians who did not watch Diamond Hand.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №156729
 09.08.2021
Every few years, Putin gives the government the same assignments that they do not cope with.
Strangely enough, neither he nor they get bored.

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