My son has a bad day today. In the bus, the hand stumbled, the boss called, and neither of this nor of this stumbled, then he (the guy, not the chef, unfortunately) threw a hot coffee on himself,
He went for a beer and dropped the keys into the elevator mine. He decided to help me - instead of cheese, he barely cut off his finger. I wanted to offer him comforting sex, but after he didn’t fit in the turn, and instead of the door went into the wall, I think it’s better to refrain.

Conversation with Bates on Saturday night:

B: What are you doing tomorrow?
I will sleep tomorrow.
B: Well, this morning, and then what?
I: No, it is tomorrow

Mom finally mastered the computer - started eating behind it.

In the Habr. DaleMartinWatson 8 September 2012 at 01:40#

And so gloriously. A good corporation is the best company in the world. And if someone is good, they will swallow him up and I will be the best again.

Today is International Literacy Day.
Facepalm

XX: I hate when the aunt comes. Not only is he sitting in my seat on the couch, not only is he watching what he likes, but I am also running around him as I didn’t even run right after the wedding. Cooking cakes in the kitchen, the first always gives me, such as a test, this is my legal harvest. And today is this:"Well, try the salt"I have already opened my mouth, and she carries her daddy on the plate. My cottage!
YYY is Revenge. When he comes, invite his mother, let’s see who is who. Will your frog strangle when your mother runs around you?

I was with my parents on the weekend. I decided to help my mom, wash the dishes, remove the engagement ring and forget. When they came there the next time, the husband reminded me, "Take the ring, or I'm starting to feel single."

19-Kun is looking for where in Moscow you can cheaply eat miso-ramen. Please tell me.
Uncle Sarkissian
And where is it?
- The street "Native Moscovites", house 14/88

People would rather believe in divine fishing than in centrifugal power.

Those who don’t have money on the phone know the expression "drop a bombardment".
A colleague, on the phone: "Let me take you off a bomb of electricity"

After some incident with a severe arm cut, we at McDonald’s are using artificially blurred knives.
YYY:...and naturally dull workers

The latest advertisement of the skitls - a black man in the dredd doits a giraffe with colored pills, then swallows a handful of these pills and pierces it on a ha-ha...To one I think that there is a clear violation of the law on the protection of children from the propaganda of drugs :-))?

I bought a notebook, saw a wonderful inscription on it "Stay in a dry place! After use wash, press and dry. Made in Austria"
Interesting people live in Austria.

And about art:
Two Jokonds are not hanged in one room.

Laughter prolongs life, but shortens career.

Recently, the penalty for bribery was changed in the form of a penalty in favor of the state up to 100 times the amount of bribery. Today I watch TV, they talk about the initiative to consider any intangible advantage as bribery, including the provision of sexual services... I sit and think, will the state collect a 100-fold amount of sexual service from the bribery?

All programs in the telecast are marked by age. And now the kids know exactly which broadcasts are the most interesting.

Stitched, the stitched Little of all this. Why would Mr. Poe not lead the emigration of the Lemmings?

Advertising for Chinese toys
Put them on the palm a few centimeters from each other, throw them in the air and listen to them singing, making a sound similar to the singing of robots or chickens whispered by electric current.

I called my son MARK - beautiful!
YYY: The second son will be born will be called Mark-2.