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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №35759
 09.09.2010
I want a 600th Mercedes.
True money is only enough for seven.
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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35758
 09.09.2010
XXX: Sweet to you
xxx: again
XXX: Sows are hardly sweet
XXX: If you put on sugar

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №35757
 09.09.2010
YuJin: yesterday bought cigarettes with powerful black inscriptions, delighted with the inscription: "Smoking can cause a long and painful death."
YuJin: Fuck, they are still there Mwahaha! I forgot to write.


[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №35756
 09.09.2010
I can say for 8 minutes that I love you crazyly.
YYY: I can more
XXX: Yes I can forever
YYY: The PVP?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35755
 09.09.2010
Parks: Well, all... we came... I write a letter to gender... and only then it turns out that there are smiley everywhere.
Parks: now called, said he is waiting for me tomorrow with a smile on his face to discuss my spelling.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №35754
 09.09.2010
The Stalker:
Was she a coward?
The Gold:
Yes, simply, these Chinese began to make labels on the other side, and now on the machine you put them on the back on the pear, right?! to
The Gold:
In the summer you would go swim and think that they are all squeezing, for respect you pull the stomach... and people think - well guy... put on the pants and goes to us to swim!

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