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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69748
 09.09.2012
The Russian grandmother! If I do not do that, then you will not be ashamed, but you will just shake me!
Tatiana: I don’t have a cochlear. But I have passages and a solder.
It is not a peasant. This is torture of some sort. But I understood the meaning.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69747
 09.09.2012
Drocher'ka: guess any word and write me without the first and last letter
Wadikpinsk: at
Dude and Dude's Dude and Dude Do you always think of puppets?
WADIKPINSK: The bowl!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №69746
 09.09.2012
There is such an ancient Greek character.
His name is Illinois.
His name implies the variation of the situation.
By the way, this character is very suitable for the participants of the unforgettable Odyssey...
They were always there to decide the questions: to sail forward or on.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69745
 09.09.2012
They deliver comrades who say and write that at the height the air is scattered.
There is air out there! From the word "Rare"! In particular, at the height, oxygen molecules are found less often, so it is difficult to breathe.

by REI

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №69744
 09.09.2012
Q: What kind of scare did you write me into Estonians?
On the brake path.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №69743
 09.09.2012
On the wall of the artist VKontakte:

Do you have a wedding, anniversary, corporate? I can easily come and congratulate you to any point of Russia and not only)))All conditions in the face...
The comments:
Where were you two weeks ago. :D
YYY: Hey, where were you before?
Zzz: Where were you a year ago?
Sss: It’s like you don’t have DR anymore!)) Keep the money until...
WWW: Where were you 6 years ago?
Where will you be in 4 years? 😉
Zzz: Where were you when dinosaurs wandered the earth?? to
ppp: where were you in the night of 2 to 3 September, on Lenin Street, where a robbery was committed against a kiosk surrogate who refused to sell beer?)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69742
 09.09.2012
A friend just told me:
He sits, whisks, whiskey with his hands.
What happened, I ask.
Something got into the brain. The thought probably... )

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69741
 09.09.2012
Discussion of the victory of the Russian national team over the national team of Northern Ireland:
XXX: Kerzhakov once again marked with a shot in the stang
YYY: THAT is really harder to get into the stang, it’s very thin.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69740
 09.09.2012
With the Hubble, discuss the topic "Fifteen Myths about Data Recovery and Loss".
In this article there is a item called "If the hard drive barks, tap it while loading, for example, with a screwdriver".

The commentary:
xxx: Great post, some funny ones really never heard. Especially funny about the screwdriver... I have been given a quavalda for the past with the inscription “for fine adjustment”, I think I know now how to apply it...)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69739
 09.09.2012
Photo with advertisement "Cunnilingus for Food".

Paul: Are you working?
Evgeny: Yes, Pash, we need to feed a family somehow
Pavel Kalinkin: Young man, the workplace is not dusty. I’m waiting for you on Saturday.
Evgeny Chekalin: Pacha, fuck, don’t write that in the comments below this photo!)

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