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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №53051
 09.09.2011
You know, Dim, Katya is a bit strange.
YYY: In the sense?
Romance is irreparable. I am from Samara, you know.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: She calls me "my Samaritan".

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53050
 09.09.2011
For the last 50,000 years, the older generation has not liked how the younger generation dresses and behaves. We are no exception.
YYY: It is wrong. 40-year-old men love how Japanese schoolgirls dress.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53049
 09.09.2011
I recently walked in the park with my niece (she is 5 years old, I am 19), we are in line for an attraction, behind the back are two aunts of forty years old, apparently waiting for a baby riding on a carousel, I hear - they wash my bones: "I'm curious how many years the child is... and the girl is very young.
I can’t stand it, I plant my niece on a carousel, I approach my aunts and there is the following dialogue:
Tell me, do you have children?
She (a little surprised): Yes, the son is riding.
I: How old is he?
7 has been completed
I: Are you studying in school?
Yes, I went to the first class.
What time did you give birth to him?
She begins to get angry: what are the questions?
I: Do you have a husband?
She is... girl!
I: Did you betray him?
She: What do you allow yourself?! to
Do you have a child from your husband?
She: It’s not your business!
I: In that case, it’s not your business, how old I was when I gave birth, how old my child is... and in general, it’s my niece!

They stay with their mouths open.)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №53048
 09.09.2011
I almost broke the printer for 150 thousand.
Do you pay for that??? O_O

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53047
 09.09.2011
From Wikipedia:
Kiwi are extremely territorial birds, and a married couple, and especially a male, fiercely protects their nest plot from competitors, which can occupy from 2 to 100 hectares (at rivi).

200 copies of kiwi can cover any Moscow market.

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