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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35799
 09.09.2010
You may be tired today.
She: What did you decide?
You look tired in your profile.
What about FAS?
He is in a façade.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №35798
 09.09.2010
In the written party:
Who is sitting here?
You are idiot.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35797
 09.09.2010
X: Here you call her on Friday and we’ll see :) And so far I’m supposed to relax and hang out more girls :)
y: I don't play that way) there is a force majeure risk
Y: When you walk with one you encounter the other.
y: the collision is called)
y: in computer networks, for example, they should not be at all) and I am inclined to apply this in life)
y: the probability of packs being imposed on each other must be zero) absolutely zero
Y: The same with the girls.
y: and since the girl is a real creature and as a package in the coaxial, her terminator does not extinguish it remains the current one way out - at one point - one girl)
y: That is to say, I get an unshared environment for girls.
y: the so-called blocking - as simultaneous access to the record to the file is not possible, the blocking is included after the first access) and this concept applies to me)
I have to check if I smoke tobacco.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №35796
 09.09.2010
In the past, the IBM PC was worth as much as a firewall. People have been spending many years to buy a jigsaw. Here are 4 jets!
Students: now the computer also costs 4 jiggals

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35795
 09.09.2010
I didn’t see it, I heard from a friend, they punished Putin’s rallies on television, and they attached an interview besides that, as a whole, they passed through the court: in the beginning there was a yellow cal, a bunch of machines were protected, and in the end there was a fur with a yellow cal on board... Because they all knew there was a reversal.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №35794
 09.09.2010
X is stupid! I forgot the charging.
Y: I am a fool. Make it for me.
X: Dear, the charge from the mobile phone is...
Y: This is stupid...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №35793
 09.09.2010
I was a naïve idiot at your age.

YYY )))) I see the naivety disappeared?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №35792
 09.09.2010
The telephone conversation:
Andrei, how is life, what are you doing?
I walk in the mountains with hope.
With the hope of what?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35791
 09.09.2010
Commentary on the film on one of the forums:
by Hellfire:
Watched in the train from a laptop, in a crazy quality, with poor display lighting, in the headphones, on the second shelf, not convenient... But the movie liked, count. Watch in the train from a laptop, in a crazy quality, with poor display lighting, in headphones, on the second shelf ONCE!"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35790
 09.09.2010
SUVPro: Today is a hot day =)) Preface. Yesterday at the planner, the boss ordered our sisadmin to pick up a frame to help him in the work. So here. Every day from the very morning on the server there were unclear things happening. Over the course of 2 hours there were strange bullshit, whistling and knocking sounds. Then began the indescribable. There someone or something was beaten, with samurai screams and thunder. The entire office gathered near the door of the server room called the "cashroom", on which the "do not disturb" plaque hanged, and listened to what was happening... After the screams of "Kiyiyiyaya!Something broke and the network fell. Within a minute I shouted "Aaaah!!" and another thunder... The network has come to life.
In the crowd of listeners was painted the boss. He stood and did not touch anyone, listening with interest. But then, after another whisper, there was a short female "AY!"(!). Here the boss did not stand, gets the steam key and opens the door...
Thro the server are rolled some spare parts, in the corner of the bit and the drum, a young and elegant girl with a tablet and a pen is standing by the wall, and the sysadmin himself with a red bandage on the forehead, when we see us, without a fist drives the broken system behind the table. We are on the brink of hysterical laughter. And then Odmin issued: "Ee, and this is how the network is set up and set up in our organizations". I can’t work yet =)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №35789
 09.09.2010
SS: Give me a picture.
Is the word magic?
The Sudo?

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35788
 09.09.2010
Stern: What are you doing?
electroid: I put my charm in my hands...
Stern: Do you crave?? to
The electrode: No I look at my beauty from all sides.
Did you get the Ring of Almighty?? to
electroid:the all-power ring to extract too easy compared to the 2.2 litre Opel Zafir exhaust gas recirculation valve

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35787
 09.09.2010
Reitarou
Embrace you

Reitarou
* I love

Nefa
Hey is

Nefa
I liked it more.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №35786
 09.09.2010
Treatata: saw a senya in the store of wins 7 ultimatum for 11,000 rubles
I thought I would take 10,000, but it wasn’t enough.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35785
 09.09.2010
by 00:30:46
I just clearly heard a whispering voice - "May the strength be with you". Mottol winamp back - there is no such in the song. 0 - O
It’s time to stop programming at night.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35784
 09.09.2010
Marina> Well, I don’t know how to hint to him that he’s not affected... well we are different people, we can be friends, but we don’t meet.
<Marina> Smoke you understand him 22 and he is quite like a child, and noeth...I didn’t send him a kiss with a kiss, already a saliva...Well, that’s why, let’s say, you don’t release a nuance...
<Dima> fuck, hz so and say you need an older guy
<Marina> It’s not a matter of age! I don’t want a guy to stick to my shirt. And I don’t like that he plays under my ass at all.
<Dim> I don’t know. Send it and that’s all. I don’t have the experience of getting rid of guys.
Marina> Well, you probably know what is better to say so that the guy is not offended and more so that he himself realizes that we are different.
<Dim> just ignore it. Answer with short sentences. Show him that he has borrowed you. Respond sharply and dissatisfied.
<Royal>
How are you to me?
<Royal>
Was it a hint?
<Royal>
Did I fuck you?

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35783
 09.09.2010
<< gizmovich >>
<< gizmovich >> throw, open the coke
-->prizrak [prizrakk@79.143.212.83] has joined #talk
<< gizmovich >> and caiack splashes!
<< gizmovich >> the whole key is squeezed
<< gizmovich >> good at least time to wipe out
<-- prizrak has quit
<< gizmovich >> :<

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35782
 09.09.2010
My daughter burned me yesterday. In the real sense of the word. He works as an operator of a furnace for hardening metal. The oven broke, the girl called the repairmen. They do something, they do something, they test. What will the stove just be like? Tanya included her... Learned a lot about herself))))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35781
 09.09.2010
What do you think if I cut the bread, it’s already roasted?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35780
 09.09.2010
Is it possible, and what, to distract your husband from football?? to
Try to give birth.

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