Do you know what money would a refrigerator that locks itself after 6 p.m. sell for? It is not for that people make money. No to Tom!
YYY: No... how much money could be earned on their repairs...

Announced by:
Humble and cheerful cat Timothy.
The course is 1.5 months.
- full-wheel drive, with anti-blowing system "Tiger's Claw",
- built-in loudspeaker with increased volume,
- the volume of the gas tank - no more than a finger.
Not beaten (not for anything)
Not so colored (and so beautiful)
- environmentally friendly (no harmful emissions to the atmosphere - all in the pot)

I read a story about rap. On the last page of the book, when the root has already been removed, I notice the huge carrots on the next bed. About myself - "here are the rats, already the setting for the second part is being prepared.".

From the Hubble comments to the post about the new official client of ICQ:
The IM client now has the same system requirements as Half-Life 2.

I was informed here that Kasper - a good ghost got into the movie through the bed. Prior to his acting career, he was simpler.

I bought my wife an Apple MacBook Pro.
Well, now a year you can tear off the socks and suck in the shell.

... how many separations of wonderful prepares us "not in that window..".

It was a joke that made me think about a lot.

In Frankfurt, 16 trams crashed, and the operator of this carrier called 11 taxis, which took all the passengers at the stop... And then I thought of Russia...

It is much easier and more pleasant to spoil a young girl than to try to correct the nonsense.

It is time to look externally.

This morning, as usual, I went to work and picked up the garbage. I approach the containers - there is a bombardment with four dogs. One of them began to whisper at me, and the bomber said, “Luska, fu!!!” His own!and "

I’m going to buy a costume for the weekend.

In fact, it is almost noon in Moscow, and nobody has yet written that today is the day of the tester, by the way)

On September 9, 1945, the first bug in history was officially registered. It was on this day that scientists from Harvard University, who tested the computing machine Mark II Aiken Relay Calculator, found a moth that was stuck between the contacts of the electromechanical relay. The extracted insect was glued into the diary, with the accompanying inscription: "First actual case of bug being found".

All involved with a celebration!

Inscription on the universe elevator: Everyone, guys!
Below is the signature: Fu, Pidoras!
Even lower: fu, a homophobe!

>> Why did Gaddafi decide to flee to Niger?

Because American soldiers do not have the right to use this word in speech.

Comment to the article "Ukraine - the fourth in the world by the volume of pirated programs"
Fuck, we are only four! kids, let’s get up!

Advertising for the domestic car industry:
"Lada Kalina - a real machine for real life"
Without any hints we are rubbed that our life is really shit.

The Poor:
"Consult how to get rid of unreciprocal love?"

It is best to get rid of at night, without witnesses. To hide the weapon of salvation, to bury the body.

About the Desert

married (18:12:06 7/09/2011)
Is apathy a consequence?

Chere-Sweet (18:12:52 7/09/2011)
Yes, what is understood by total apathy... I also thought that apathy, and it turned out that the balance of the

married (18:13:01 7/09/2011)
Yes to?

married (18:13:20 7/09/2011)
I am now balanced under the table, because the chair is broken and I am lazy to get up.

Something my hero became quite powerful, everybody wins easily, even playing is uninteresting. I’ll probably create a new character and start from the beginning.
is right. Now you understand why I have 10 heroes of level 85 in WoW.
Is it because you play too much?
The cock!

From dairi.ru :
Some say that tomorrow I’m thirty, I’ve lived a third of my life. The optimists.

of a live conversation.

“Listen, how is it right; to Ukraine, or to Ukraine?”? to
As they say, you go to Russia and you return to Ukraine.
- Behold, from your mouth it sounded like this: you go into your ass, and you go back on your ass... >_<
You fucking argue...