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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69788
 09.09.2012
by 4epen:

The comrade told me.

Spammers call him once again from %providername%. The text is standard - we offer to connect, advantageous rates, special offer, and all that. This time he decided not to hang the phone, but to answer:

I already use %goodprovidername% and what can you offer me?
- We have the rates are some of the cheapest in Moscow, for example (the description of the tariff); maintenance is one of the best; and the communication is the most stable!
- You know, my rate on %goodprovidername% offers a rate twice as high for a price twice as low.
This does not happen! We have the best and cheapest internet!
Please read: (dicts the link)
for one minute...
Have you looked?
Until now, the internet has stopped...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №69787
 09.09.2012
On vacation abroad:

Meegell: Do you know what website would really produce furor in our time? Website on which in addition to reviews about the hotel, would give information about the number of Russian vacationers in this hotel!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №69786
 09.09.2012
Everything went smoothly until he realized that the torch had to be turned around.

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69785
 09.09.2012
To be married is to not be able to buy black socks. The husband will take them for his own.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №69784
 09.09.2012
Morocco: I am sorry
by Olya?? to
Moragone: I want to live
Olya:your desire is a little different from my plans for your organs))
Morocco: O_o

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №69783
 09.09.2012
xxx: Fuck, ipad, I better know how to write the word fuck! Shut up, not shut up!! Do it yourself, the fool!! to

and 1017

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №69782
 09.09.2012
Wherewolf: Well, let’s prohibit it clearly.
People who watched him as a child subsequently ruined and looted the great country.
This has a detrimental effect on the child’s psyche.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №69781
 09.09.2012
Rumik: I buy my little pants for the height of 116, although he is about 110. long-legged turned out to mean. And the residents! And still brown eyes while blonde...death to girls!))

I also gave it to U-Shu.

tutta: no, well if a girl is well cut, then there is no difference between eyelids and blonde 😉

I mean, it’s good 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №69780
 09.09.2012
Right was the classic, the personality of a person is shaped by the environment... and the Sabbath and Resurrection are degraded.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №69779
 09.09.2012
My parents, leaving home and leaving me alone, give me guidance.
and Dad:
Do not drink, do not smoke, do not drive men home.
With a breath of despair:
Let him bring someone, maybe even get married.
The MDA. Still, the absence of my personal life is angry not only me alone.

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69778
 09.09.2012
I play tanks. There is a little boy, 2.5 years old, on his knees.
The tank goes, the tank fires.
I: Right, right is right.
Suddenly they wander, I sit silently.
Fuck the fly!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69777
 09.09.2012
xxx: he (cat) shrugged my hand to the blood...

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

yyyy : (

XXX: I am crying

yyyy : ((

xxx: shedding blood, hardly added to the pharmacy box and..... did not have time.......... the wound healed

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69776
 09.09.2012
xxx: We then still assembled the moped from the bicycle and the straps. Driving 25 to 30 km/h

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №69775
 09.09.2012
We sit in the office, waiting for an uncle from the transport company Major. Well, he came and after signing the documents he had to show the manager how to use their site, more precisely our personal cell on it. He asks to open him an Internet explorer, which he hears the screams of the whole office and the phrase that we do not have it and here, attention, he gives: "You what? After all, without this program you will not be able to access the Internet in any way!". We were even upset. He has a leading specialist there. and :)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №69774
 09.09.2012
by Carlo

Logic is when you understand that citizens who believe that everything in the USSR was done through their ass are themselves made in the USSR.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №69773
 09.09.2012
XXX I gave up.
Now you are a man.
XXX: and this joke is going to play in planes
xxx: the man
Tagged with: fuck, fuck
Yyy: born can’t fly

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №69772
 09.09.2012
Announcement of the strip club:
of UW. The dancers.
I remind you that every Friday and Saturday everyone must observe the dress code: corsets and always socks.
Answers such as: broken, I have one sweater, or we draw with a flommaster, will not pass.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №69771
 09.09.2012
111 - Dry, and how the song is called... / oooooooooo tar tar tarara... type of that shorter)
222 - green-eyed boyar taxi
111 - Ahaha
111 - no))) in English
Green Taxi Boyarsky

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №69770
 09.09.2012
I go home at 9 p.m. after work. Call to home.com
Hello Blah Blah Blah, how many people are in the apartment?
Me and two cats.
How many TVs are on?
- two
What are you watching?
Two Cats Watch Animal Planet for Adults
- (second pause) eyeyeyeyee, clearly (short guts)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №69769
 09.09.2012
the hardest trolling - put on the first seconds in porn, blue screen))

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