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 07.07.2014
On the matter of clouds on the platforms, for the dumb and incomprehensible.

Evacuation plans, regulations and other emergency labours are made taking into account that the staircases are not forced by all kinds of bars. They must be FREE from your livelihoods, wheelchairs and other garbage so that, in the event of a fire, earthquake or some other mess: a) you could take your body in time, as well as the bodies of your children, cats, dogs, grandmothers and other fauna from the hell of the fire / disrupting fool out; b) the MCHS could get to the burning apartment in time, until she, and often a couple of neighbors, burned out to such a grandmother.
As you understand, of course, if your brains have not yet dried up and have not been replaced with "unashedeti!"", or "unashedeta!"", or something else, in a situation where the site is overwhelmed with "very valuable things": a) you will not have the time to get out, because if one chromon and can face him "nothing interferes with him", then when the crazy flock is broken, the first stumbling creates a bunch of small things, while, of course, the risk of stumbling incomparably higher when the site is forced by wheels / bicycles / bits and other bars; b) the firefighter will send you to the fucker and not just fly there, because it risks him to break his shell, and

Keep the fields clean and unshaken.
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