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 17.07.2014
to this:

XXX: Where are you going?
You will soon become cats.
YYY: Will I break up?
XXX: Agha
xxx: When an object reaches the mercy of a kitten of the same mass, it turns into a kitten.
xxx: Because you can’t be a unit of mass more sweet than cats

DDD
Theoretically, this means the possibility of creating a MI-MI BOMB.

CCC
With the cats? and :-)

DDD
No, from some substance enriched with mimicity which, when it reaches a critical mass, breaks down into kittens with a sharp increase in volume.)))))) Kittens have a high penetrating ability and completely paralyze the aggression of those to whom they hit, so it will be a human weapon.))))

Ssss
You’re more cool than your hydrogen sugar :)

DDD
and ATO!
The patent!

CCC
You only need to identify the mimimi substance first :-)

DDD
We take every intelligent being and enrich him with imagination by showing him the posts of cats!
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