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 18.07.2014
Call in the evening.
Greetings from the German Shepherd.
Hi, I have it.
I need a girl.
Where do you buy a puppy and why?
Go home for divorce.
For what divorce?
I’ll buy her a cabbage and let her get divorced.
I put something unreasonable in the phone, they explain to me:
“Well, don’t think, I’m not going to sell puppies, I just want them to live a normal life, like a man with a woman!
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