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 19.07.2014
Can I invite you to dinner?
I do not eat at night.
Then you can go to the cinema.
I go with torrents.
You can just go to me and watch TV.
“The box” I threw out three years ago, there is nothing to look at.
I don’t know, I can see the pictures.
Looking at unfamiliar grandparents? Oh no!
Can you tell yourself what you love?
I love sex, but you don’t seem to be interested in it.
You should have enough of the vibrator.
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