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 22.07.2014
XX: I was the fatest person in my life when I didn’t jerk all day, I sat down and ate after 22:00.
I then had a very sharp and creative one-year-old child, who had to run on his heels all day, then pulling away, then distracting him from various dangerous tasks. I could not eat until you put him to sleep.

When I told my mom that I had no time, she always said that only thin people can say that. fat people (it’s about herself) will always find time and opportunity to eat... everything in the head, comrades)
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