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One of my favourites, from the series "The Soprano Clan": The Pope and the Jew Die. Both are in Paradise, and both are distributed in Paradise according to their earthly merits. After a while, the Pope finds the Apostle Peter and asks:
I, the faithful servant of the lord, devoted my whole life to the church, I was righteous and promoted the word of God, I was the ruler of God on earth, and I was then given a modest place in the corner of the garden of paradise with a small hut. And to the guy with whom I arrived, a luxurious villa in front of the Paradise Gate! However, I doubt that he visited the temple of God at least once a week. Tell me what he did, and what did I blame the gentlemen for?
The Apostle Peter replies, a little confused: You see, we have here the popes of Rome, a pond of ponds, and this one of us is the first accountant-Jew.