The commentary:
>> The future husband was undergoing a medical commission... in the military department. The ophthalmologist... discovered that his right eye could hardly see... and said:
- Oh... so you have just a flat foot here... Then we write "Goden".

As a result, an engineer with a red diploma was first appointed... no, not for a compass, but for the position of a mortar battery telephonist. And when it turned out that he was wickedly gracing, he was transferred to... (happiness hold, I remind you - the right eye does not see) to the position... a propeller of the mortar installation!

The future husband. blind to the right eye. The flatfoot. He grumbled godlessly. The love of evil.
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