Injured at work hand - yes, scratch, but apparently the vessel will hit, because there is a lot of blood. While I was looking for peroxide, my hand was all in blood. I look and think "and the color is what a beautiful...". The joke was born by itself: I quietly approached the girl alone and... sharply sucked her bloody hand under her nose with the words:
I want this color of shoes!! to
Now sitting - "mycardic infarction, voot such a scarring"