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 31.07.2014
These spermatozoa:

Same there:

This is:
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I come to work the next day, a girl, Dasha, is sitting at the entrance.
And I have cakes from the country, the aunt is baked, and cucumbers from the bed...
I am a good man:
Do you want a cake? With an apple?
No to E! I don’t eat meat, thank you.
Well, there are other strawberries. Which of them, with or without pimples?
With all my rottenness, I didn’t immediately assume that I laid down...
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ready to bet, Dasha did not even go into a double sense, because for her his
It does not exist yet, and the cucumbers are just cucumbers.
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As if so, only the girl Dashe, who sits at the entrance, can be more than 20 years old. It may not have such double meanings :)

If Dašenke is even 30 and she knows from personal experience what a double penetration is, it is still more likely that a cucumbers for her is just a cucumbers. This kind of childhood has a double meaning everywhere.
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