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 31.07.2014

The Married
The happiest morning for a girl is on her wedding day.
When she wakes up, she knows exactly what to wear!

The Bride
This is not absolute happiness, because it is not yet known if the image of the bridegroom will like, because he did not see neither the dress nor the hair, and suddenly this snow-white dress is swollen? Or it will break!! What if the shower flows? The shoes are like shit!! I hate shoes. What if the bucket is not delivered on time? The cake is not delicious! What then to do?

The Married
Oh god...
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