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 01.08.2014
We don’t argue about homework.
I: (I get the milk from the refrigerator) Dear, the milk is acidic, maybe you can make a smoothie?
D: No, milk has been as acidic for two weeks.
I: Okay then well. (I put the milk back in the refrigerator)
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