From ask.fm Question "How to spend time sitting in the toilet?"
Smolla @GenaBidoraz: When I was a kid, my mom once washed chicken eggs with me, washed off cocoa. And I’m like "oh, mom, mom, and what do you do". My mother told me. And I listened to her inattentively and wondered why the egg in the cocoa? And I concluded that babies are born out of the ass. And by that time, I have already seen a couple of times in the movie the birth scenes, how there babies stone, sting, bloodshed, intestines and all that. And then I sometimes sat on the toilet, cuddled and imagined like I was giving birth. Also, ahala - ohala, head-to-head swirled, hand-held for the walls, fingers crushed. Only if I didn’t scream, or if my parents broke my idyll.