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 03.08.2014
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>(she): I gathered in 10 minutes really
In 10 minutes, I do the following: I wake up, I jump up in 20 seconds, I clean my bed, I go to the bathroom in 20 seconds, I pour sugar in 20 seconds, I throw a bag...

I went to work for the first time after the decree. tk. I always go fast, put on a pool of an hour, taking into account the fact that I have already got rid of it, and you need to paint, and hair with a claim, and dress not just like, on the playground, but decently...
In the morning, seven minutes after the rebuke, I was standing in the hallway with a coat and a bag in my hands and realized that something was wrong.
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