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 04.08.2014
The rumors about women are exaggerated. I am going in 20 minutes, from lying in bed to slightly painting and forward, and my husband 2 hours. During this time, he needs to have breakfast with an omelette - dampen before the compound in the pants - drink coffee - smoke - dress - half an hour to look for the phone of the cigarette lighter throughout the apartment. And if you don’t catch it at the end of the thread " well let’s get out", the cycle will start again)))
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