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 05.08.2014
A girl may leave Russia, but Russia will never leave a girl.
I talked to my mother via Skype. She writes to me after the call: "We will turn off the water tomorrow, summer prevention".
Lucrecia: I sit down, picking up water in benches, canes and pots to warm up and wash in the morning.
Lucrezia: In her apartment in Helsinki
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