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 21.09.2008
An old professor is crawling in the street. 7 suddenly stopped.

The BMW, from where the rattled man comes out and cries: Professor, dear, you are

Do you remember me? I was your assistant at the department until I left.

The Prof. I am currently head of a scientific committee in the Duma. Go to the office,

Drink the cup.



The professor goes on. Maybach is stopped. The road leaves

The aunt cries, “Professor, dear, do you remember me?” I was yours.

She was a graduate student at the department until she married our mayor. Now here

Collections in Europe. Here is a visit card, come to my house.

The Azure coast, we go to the casino, we drink vince.



The pleased professor blows down the street further. Rolls-Royce is stopped.

The man comes out and shouts, “Professor, dear, you’re me.

Remember, I was an assistant professor at your department until I started trading oil.

Come to me at Rubleva, we will eat a snack, we will cook a cognac.



Finally, the professor grabs to his house and, passing by the wash,

He hears from a kind of shameless type, crawling in the boxes: Professor,

How about health, how about work?



Professor – How is it? Did you work in my department too?

Bohm offended - Why it worked, I am teaching there now!



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