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 06.08.2014
I come home in the evening, the cat in the dishes has the remnants of manna cabbage, sliced cabbage, melon... I try to explain to my mommy that the house is not a goat, but a predator, everything is unsuccessful, she also asks for everything and eats well.
I am afraid that convincing the cat itself that she is a predator, and not a herbivorous lover of cabbage and fresh cucumbers, is absolutely impossible.
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