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 07.08.2014
The Americans surrounded the heights in the jungles where Vietnamese partisans hid. They scream:
Vietnamese people, give up!
In response to the scream:
The Vietnamese do not give up. Kowaljenko, the projectile!"

A little later:
The "Afghanistan There are two Afghans sitting in a barracks, one spilling wine, the other cutting saliva. Suddenly an insurgent runs out of the bushes. Salorez grabs the machine and cuts it. The wine:
Why kill a man, a good man?
and salary:
Don’t let our mountains of Afghanistan toppled!"
Source: http://bash.im
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