What a vigilant citizen!
Today a guy calls and says that you have a crossword in the newspaper, and there is a question: "Courtyard city in Ukraine". And here is the guess – Theodosius!
Do you realize what a serious political mistake this is? The city of whom?
I have no idea, I say.
How do you not know? You are the editor! You must know this!
Is the title "Around the World"? Or "The Journal of Geography"?
Do you not watch TV?
No is!
All in the best traditions:
who placed you in this position;
Give me the phone in Moscow, I will restore historical justice.
I advise you not to hold this position anymore.
No, now I know exactly who wrote millions of posts in the 37th century...