X: today I was in the subway, and there was such a cute girl, and a figure and a face, but there was one but, she in the jeans had a width stretched.
Q: Did you let the girl be ashamed?
X: well...
U: so it was necessary to approach with the phrase: sorry, dressing you with the look I slightly exaggerated, and on her "the", add that you have the width stretched, and while it comes to yourself to shoot the phone.