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 21.09.2008
One day in the subway my aunt smiled.
XHH: I go to the subway, and there in the center such transitions are dangerous, you will not immediately understand, but I do not get used to it.
xxx: I go into the car, well, they announce the next station "Marxist", a aunt seizures her bag and tries to escape, but the canine does not have time and stays in the car, the current bag in the door is stuck.
xxx: The machinery apparently did not notice this, and the train went, and the aunt is pulling, pulling the bag - and no fig, she is stuck there.)
Okay, she seemed to calm down, saying, I can wait until the next station.
YYY: And what?
xxx: Would you see her eyes when she realized that until the end of the branch the door would open from the other side)))
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