The last time I was in the military commissariat, I looked at the military commander, he tossed a guy:
Do you have a headache and can’t serve? The idiot! You have a bone there, nothing can get sick! You sit in front of me, the respected old colonel, and you are so dumb! Study out - (shows me) enrolled in the institute, finished, now in the graduate school enrolled, and now probably brought some more certificate! This is normal, we will not take in the army. And you, my son, will go to the building!