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 10.08.2014
Maelinhon: Today I overwhelmed the system.
I bought a phone with two cards. But I have both micro cards, and in the phone - mini (oh these formats!). Going to the store, I ask the seller - Do you have switches from small cards to large ones?
Yes, he says, there are 70 hryvnia is worth (!!!!) This is the price of a kilogram of good meat cut, for 1 square. One centimeter of plastic.
He smiles, says, bear bear, there is no choice.
How much does the initial package cost?
– 10 grams
Let it go.
...??? to
I take, let me.

I take the starter, take out the simka from there, press it out of the frame, throw the bag and the simka into the trash. I put my SIM in the frame, and all this in the phone.
It works.
I place 10 hryvnia, I go under the eyes of the seller.
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