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 13.08.2014
According to Belstat, for five months of 2014, Belarusian lemons were delivered to Russia for $1.7 million, Belarusian bananas - for $183,000, Belarusian pineapples - for $37,000, Belarusian nuts (coco, Brazilian, cash and almonds) - for $1.8 million, Belarusian midi - for $792,000, Belarusian octopuses - for $449,000.
The voice of Lukashenko: Well, the earth has been born, don’t shut it back, let’s sell it!
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