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 13.08.2014
The night, 4 hours. Parking of vehicles.
My friend and I put his car, well, we go to the booth to the guard, to pay. This miracle sleeps like a baby. We knock loudly to wake up. He breaks down, and pulls his swollen face into the window. Take a friend and say to him, “A pack of Winston blue...”
The guard, asking, rushed to look, looked under the table, looked into the closet. And only 30 seconds later began to cover us with mat.
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