This is how I met my future wife. He was sitting at work, his neighbors called him - your cat is walking around the cloth. He put his hands in his feet and ran away. Running, and at this time, two girls just bought a huge peppermint. Bought it and carried it together in a package. Straw, a very heavy straw. Meanwhile, a friend, with a cat on the carnise, rushes past, shaking his head, trying to run to look at the dashboard, from which platform his nearest electric drive leaves. And he decided to wander between these girls. He intuitively calculated that the gap was enough for him. He even said "sorry" on the run, in case someone accidentally hit. But he just didn’t notice the spider.

The bush exploded. The explosion was such a force that it sprinkled the whole area of three stations and the railway club to the roof with seeds and flour. It was such a big arbus. The friend of course immediately began to apologize flatteringly and humiliatingly, offering to immediately compensate for the cost of watermelon. What friends, with tears in their eyes, respond to him.
What is the cost? You know how hard it was for him!? to
A friend says:
Ladies and gentlemen! I’ll buy the world’s biggest peanut and bring it to you wherever you say. But I am in a hurry now! I have a cat on carnage.

Oh oh! They cried out. Cat on carnage! What floor?
The Ninth!! to
Oh yeah! My dear moms! What are you standing? Run faster then!
What about Arbus?
Fuck him with the spider!

Those were beautiful, sensitive girls. They even had tears of resentment for watermelon immediately dried up, and the worries about the fate of the cat came on their faces. A friend rushed to them a visit card, because they categorically refused to take money, and tried to catch a cat falling from the cradle.

The cat was at home. He wandered, stressed by his dangerous behavior of random witnesses, and returned like nothing else. Well, his friend, of course, immediately pressed his mouths, calmed down, and remembered the watermelon. About the watermelon, and about the girls, and he became uncomfortable. Because he didn’t even ask for the phone. So he sits, gets upset, and there’s a call.
Hello to you! We are the ones you have today...
He will scream:
Yes yes yes! How wonderful that you called! I sit and think of you! I am so uncomfortable! Tell me, where can I bring the strawberries?! to
In response to him:
Did you get that strawberry? What you set up - strawberries, strawberries! Fuck him with this spider! Tell me, what about the cat? The cat is alive? We are very worried!

Having assured that everything was okay with the cat, he threatened and blackmailed their address and went to buy watermelon. I just put the phone down, and the phone ringed again. The same voice stealing.
When you go, don’t forget to check the windows. Please please!
He bought a shorter watermelon, the largest of which was, then another champagne, two bouquets, and on the way decided that he would probably marry any of them. Such they made a pleasant impression on him with their care for the cat, and in general.

Friends were mother and daughter. Curiously, the age difference between them was exactly the same, from each to nine years. Only on different sides.
They are somewhat clones. I still confuse them on the phone.
So he married. Which daughter. Even though he said he could be on the one who mother. In principle.
Now, on each anniversary of dating, they buy the biggest peanut. The tradition.
And on the windows they have such special anti-cat nets.
to avoid.