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 22.08.2014
I worked for a long time at the SES.I washed the cushion on the base, and put it in the dryer (160 °).At the exit I was waiting for a composition of plastic stalagmites and a sticky cushion. After trying to scrape the cloth, she decided to heat it in the same way, and so that the plastic did not swell the closet, she laid a sheet of paper at the bottom. Again, at the exit, I was met with the smell of well-brown plastic and a brown sheet of paper that had been dried to the state of pergament by the miracle of not burning. The safety instructions were clearly not read by me.

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Apparently, a negative IQ is also a reality...
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