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 22.08.2014
Tomorrow is a sad day.
He is: Why?
She: I’ve always wanted to live in Europe, but tomorrow I’ll bring my documents to the second form.
[ Passport and the second form of admission things are not compatible - the author's acceptance ]
He: Now you understand that you can only see Paris, London and Washington with a Kalashnikov machine gun in your hands and in shape.
She: Sorry but yes :
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