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 24.08.2014
From the forum, the topic of gifts to teachers

and TTT:
Maybe not in the topic here, but I can’t hold on... There was a time, at the journal of the MGU, such a Kurdyum taught ancient and medieval literature. It was a legendary grandmother: still alive! A very difficult and tough person, to whom to surrender even simply on account was oh how not easy! She knew her affair magnificently and treated it as a sanctuary, which all kinds of dark lazy people will hurt even with their mention. In general, a day or two before the counting in the community brain attack: how? How, because without prepared searches it is impossible at all? And they came up: go to the "Children's World", bought there a healthy plastic horse on wheels, empty under a thin shell (for the whole group - coins for each one!In common with a shave, they carefully cut a rectangular hole in his belly, but only from three sides, so that the fourth would bend away, and put their knots in the belly. In the morning, all together went to her in the classroom, placed a horse on the table before her, dropped the door and poured notes from his belly on the table. You have understood, no? The Trojan Horse!! to
She was tired of pleasure, could not withstand. Oh, thank you, guys: the old lady was so excited! " And I didn’t even ask anyone: I immediately set the account for everyone!
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