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 24.08.2014
Dialogue in Skype
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Chukcha has ordered a new iPhone! Chick is pleased!
YYY: I didn’t understand, I don’t understand, and I probably won’t understand this bullshit on ultra-fashioned mobile phones. At least less. I fucked a year and a half ago, got the old one, cleaned it, changed the keyboard and battery, and so far. I can't imagine buying a new one, this is fine ;)
HH: What do you have?
This is the Nokia 3310 ;)
Do not go fucking!!! 1
YYY: *photo from the webky*
If I get my iPhone, let’s go?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? I'm happy, and your fucking to change again in a year ;)
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