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 26.08.2014
I go today to the next store of household appliances, consider goods, pretend prices, suddenly I see - with a blessed smile, a seller-consultant steals to me, apparently eager to work.
Well, and I walked towards him and stunnedly ask:
Good day! Can I help you something?
Five seconds of full stupor of the crazy guy, and he gives me:
Buy something, please.
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