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 28.08.2014
Brilliant short content of 50 shades of grey:
A wealthy beautiful moustache, who is ready to throw everything to the feet of a young virgin, and before that he had experienced prostitutes, but all of them do not matter now. At the same time, he does not allow her to wear too short shirts, does not let her squeeze with friends, calls her property, and all this is served under the sauce of some incredible reference love. Then, in order for her to become his full property, he hurts her to marry him for a long time, and she tells, because everything is so suddenly and she is so all airy and not ready yet. And then he gets angry that someone has offered him to sign a marriage contract, because their love is eternal and pure and will not fall to such a hernia. And every time she says something that’s not so rough but just doesn’t coincide with his opinion, “his eyes get darker,” and she gets stuck in the corner like a dumb mouse, and he starts to fuck her hard. Every time she accidentally or intentionally hits his elbow, her inner goddess makes a salto mortale, and he immediately comes into uncontrollable excitement and begins to fuck her like a Chechen sheep.
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