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What do you know about inconvenience? We went to the pub with the girl, moved for the nearest free table. On the neighbor was a couple of undrunk bars and some food. The girl decided to throw out the chewing gum, rolled it off, and put it on a plate at the next table (they will clean it anyway). Who knew that the people sitting at this table just went out to smoke. The man was roaring all night on this incomprehensible gum, and the girl was constantly offering me to sit at another table))

Worse than a fool is only a fool with initiative. Couldn’t you put a towel on your table?